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sleep v. orgasm . . . and sleep wins
2004-01-28 | 8:45 a.m.

How sad is your life when . . . you finally drag your ass home from the office at around 2 a.m., knowing that you’ll have to get up in about three hours and start the torture all over again . . . despite being painfully tired, you’re also kinda horny . . . you consider masturbating, but before your mind can form the thought “where’s the lube?” you reject the idea and decide not to “waste” any valuable sleep time on an orgasm.

It seemed like a perfectly reasonable decision at the time. In retrospect, however, all I can say is . . . what the fuck?!?!

Note to self: if ever the aforementioned scenario should repeat itself, give serious consideration to changing career paths.

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