caminante haciendo camino
sleep v. orgasm . . . and sleep wins
2004-01-28 | 8:45 a.m.

How sad is your life when . . . you finally drag your ass home from the office at around 2 a.m., knowing that you�ll have to get up in about three hours and start the torture all over again . . . despite being painfully tired, you�re also kinda horny . . . you consider masturbating, but before your mind can form the thought �where�s the lube?� you reject the idea and decide not to �waste� any valuable sleep time on an orgasm.

It seemed like a perfectly reasonable decision at the time. In retrospect, however, all I can say is . . . what the fuck?!?!

Note to self: if ever the aforementioned scenario should repeat itself, give serious consideration to changing career paths.

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